February 2012
A GUY IS TRYING TO SEXT ME AND IM REPLYING WITH...
Him: Just showered wish you could've been in there with me
Me: In 1945 the US still relied upon the Soviets as an ally in the war in the Pacific
Him: Does it turn you on knowing I have a hot girlfriend but would rather think about you?
Me: The debate about the efficacy of Congressional involvement in foreign policy centers around accountability
Him: What are you wearing?
Me: Communist leaders saw decolonization as proof that the international capitalist order was crumbling
LITERALLY WHAT IS YOUR LIFE
